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. Ow aoOrk Uily, THE BRIGHTER __\ SUSE--.. —<_ By DAMON RUNYON I THINK Hitler may be hiding /iner Adolf could wander hand in in the United States.‘ | {hand along Broadway, and may it is just an idea, of course. | b€ deing so at this very moment, | Marshal G. K, Zaukov, the Rus-|, They could be living at one of sian conqueror of Eerlin, thinks| Ur swanky Fifth Avenue hotels Der Fuehrer may have fammed[’? reat luxury speaking only to Spain in a plane (hah, a| German and they would'be dls. rhyme!} and is being harbored| ™ssed as merely a couple of the by Franco, but that is just an rich refugees who have crowded aa, too. our high toned taverns the past You ask where in the Unitea| few years. an offense (I may.say) ftntes? by their ostentation and display There you have got me. to_a, large number of good But in line with the logic of | A™ericans. the keener criminal mind which} Papers? reasons that safety for the fugi- Who asks the stranger in our live lies in the crowd and where|iM™mdst for papers except under you are Jeast expected to be, it || the most unusual circumstances? might be on Manhatian Island in [ Taser We de Mite How did Hitler and his Eva here? Brookivn is a ged place, tao. é p The same way the Nazi spies Only durab lamimasters take to the open spaces or the hills where the population is scadec: There you leave trails and move-} S0mewhere along the castern ment is quickly noted because it| Cast. It may have been by plane is unusual. Besides the means| but the submarine seems more of subsistence are difficult to| logical. obtain. And what happened ta the sub- You can live a long fe and| marine? die in New York City withron id it surrender, or was ft your next door neighbor giving| beached somewhere and did all You a second glance or bothering| the Members of the crew come to inquire your identity or pur-| ashore to mingle with the Suits. + : throng? .. - T ivpagine Hitler, without his] Now, lock. If you are going to che and| Make this too tough for me I will is bangs trimmé4, would | have to quit you, I have not yet ost commonplace looking | expanded my idea to cover every Sellow who could stand next to{ conceivable point. ‘you at the bar of a cider stube in . , Yorkville drinking apple juice] Anyway, all I am trying to do and not attract your attention. |[s to lay the foundation for ‘the American Jegend of Hitler, which, He ts supposed to have mar-(as Z told you some time ago, will ried his sweetheart, Eva Brain,| gradually develop through the two days before Eorlin fell. She| years until the newspapers of the fg no doubt with him ifn life or| next generation will see Hiller in Gtatit and if the former, she and! almost everydarelict with an ac-| atrocities. ~ 6. .* eee Copyright 1845, King Features Byndieats, Inw Disteibuled by International News Mervica | 1 me cent and an obscure backgroun that dies in the community, 1 And they will see Mrs. Hitler,} ..:. the former Eva Braun, in almost}. yt every bedraggled old: bagpipe panhandling in the. streets, though why I should depict eith: tute I do not know, They have to wind up bumg to make’ the story good, though the try probably is that Der. ; r glommred plenty and planted - somewhere. * uy he I do not know if there-are fre charges against Mrs, Hitler -but|\" her old man is War Criminal|’ Xo. 1 and jt seems to me the}, Allies ou r 4 a ht to offer 9 rewas:dA for Lllios ought to offer a reward for information leading to his appre-} ‘4 hension which is the way the FBI}. -. eventually got John Dillinger whet’ — was a No. 1 criminal of his time! , and kind, too. ceed John was walking around :the tet streets of Chicago in the ‘safety| —- of the crowds and also a disguise,f ‘ and was even going to the movies | when the dame who became no}, _” omni -y put the finger on him to get the reward. John was killed by. thet 4,, FBI fellows when leaving the the-f- 7: . ater. A big reward might’ turn(; up a stool pigeon on Hitler... .-+5 My idea does not’ encompass the possibility of Der Fuehrer at- tending the movies, like Dillinger. I just have not given that angle any thought as yet, but. should that be Adolf’s intention he bet? ter skip one at the little'Carne: give himself up. That is the that depicts his prison cap