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a . “ ; ( be laid oo you, and by, the eave of panhandling,” says this id-famed expert” - . {| AT BUPER MARKETS, they steal. “We have been thop- _ Mifflng trom mipermarkets on a regular basis,” says ti _ thief, who claims that stolen food tastes better. -* A legitimate way to acquire free food is to get day-okd i vegetables ‘and the outer leaves of lettuce, celery and the j Bike, ssually found in crates behind the stores. Dented cans J and dented fruit also can be obtained free. Large cities 3 have wholesale produce markets where workers are offen # good for free food, especially if you put on clerical garb. THERE ARE COUNTLESS ways of conning free meals in restaurants. Carry in a dead cockroach and raise a scene ° the end of the meal, Hoffman says. Switch checks with , a ederate, Make five or six bars which serve fs cores as & come-on for booze. A real feast may be hhd ashing wedding receptions and (estimonial dinners. | _ A little deception and some fake rent receipts can get & er hippie on the food stamp program, worth “bundrlpds dollars a month per person in the most liberal states. i | There are a Dumber of simple ways to cheat the phine Fe panies, and Hoffman tells them all. You can get $150 to $600 in advatce by willing your body to a medical school, he staies. Airlines pay $250 for each piece of luggage lost while flying. : Hoffman uses Easter Seais for postage stomps. When . hitchhiking, be carries a bottle opener and straw to snitch ° drinks out of coolers. Abbie Hoffman, of course, also i is a serious revolutionazy. It Is Jogical to assume that his Utopia would be run alot} lines—cheating, lying, stealing. Nobody would haj “? to work in the United States of Hoffman. 2 “ss oyna: Te canes y e 2