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Abbie Hoffman — Part 21
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HOW
FREE !
\ GET ALL THE LUXURY FOOD Y
_ WANT——
If you knov vinsiflt ‘s tricks" like these, yoden eat like a.
king, in the best restaurants in town, for absolutely nothing, or at:
most a few pennies every week!
“For « example!
How to eat all you want FREE at bars, without even having to buy
a beer,
How to eat for nothing in self-service cafeterias.
And eat so
much that your stomach may actually feel like it’s going to burst!
How fixed-price restaurants can give you FREE meals for two or
three days, after you've paid the regular price for your first meal.
How order-by-phone restaurants can provide you with a bulging
gourmet dinner for nothing.
Not one red penny.
If you like fancy food, then invest $5 (no more) in this
ingenious way.
Then you'll be able to eat at the most expensive
restaurants in any city you wish, as their welcomed guest.
But this is only the beginning!
Because if you don't want to
eat out all the time, but want to dine sumptuously at home on other
people’s food, then just wait till you read this—
HOW TO MAKE SUPERMARKETS GIVE YOU THEIR FOOD
FREE !
If you live in these states (men-
tioned on page 121 of this book) you can
get up to $100 worth of FREE purchases a
month, through one simple ruse.
Or, in any state, this is what ‘you
can now do:
You can get FREE meat from the
butcher, just by asking him the right way.
FREE LP records. FREE gourmet sandwiches.
FREE fish. FREE package goods. FREE
steaks or chops. FREE vegetable products.
In fact,so much FREE FOOD that you may have
to buy a freezer to store it!
Now, there are some foods that you
can't get completely free most of the time.
So you use maneuvers like theses
You pay the price of the smallest
size, but you get the large economy size
for it.
You buy butter for the price of
margarine.
You buy steaks for the
potatoes (when you can't get
You pay half the price
goods.
You decide the price you're willing
to pay for weighted produce. And you pay
that much and not one cent more.
price of
them free).
for canned
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
You can realize, of course,
how the explosive nature of
this materia! prohibits us from
using the name of this nation-
ally famous author here. How-
ever, we can Say this:
hin hme weseittn ~ artiala
nic lias written arnicis. in
merous magazines. He has
been on T.V. many times in-
cluding the David Frost and
David Susskind shows. He has
also apeared on the Merv Grif-
fit and Johnny Carson shows.
He is one of the most popular
speakers on the college cam-
puses and has been inter- |]
viewed by Life, Look, Time;
etc.”
And then you go on, beyond food, like this:
HOW TO GET THE BEST CLOTHING AND FURNITURE YOU WANT—
FREE!
How to get an almost-new pair of shoes, for exactly 25¢.
Mow you can wear $300 suits (or $200 dresses), simply by asking
the right people for them, in the right way.
How laundries and dry~cleaners ean be made to give you a ‘complete
wardrobe—either for pennies, or absolutely free.
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