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“ ' a Wy CONFID TAL REs YOUTH INTERNATIONAL PARTY The YIPs and the ZIPs published an article which referred to a march and demonstration to be held on July 11, 1972. This also related to some additional plans, "at high noon today, Tuesday, the YIP/Zippie pulls down the zippers of the candidates, “assemble by the Flamingo Park stage for the ‘Know your candidate parade’ to the convention center and beyond. The entire march route will consist of right turns to honor George McGovern’s recent back peddling on the issues of 1972 such as pot, abortion, military spending, and Donald Duck. “Once at the convention hall, there will be the ‘laugh-in for Muskie', a ‘yawn-in for Wilbur Mills‘, a ‘took<-in for Chisholm’, and an ‘egg~in for humpty dumpty’. Experts will once again attempt to put humpty dumpty back together again. The ‘put Teddy in the driver's seat brigade’ will also dedicate the moat on the north side of the convention complex, the ‘Mary Jo Kopechne causeway’. Symbolic steering wheels will then be emersed in the stream. “A Wallace wheelchair race to the oceanfront will follow pursued by mask-wearing members of the Bremer De fense League. Once on the beach, it will be sink or swim for the washed-up George. “At 3:00 PM on Tuesday, if we survive all of the above, we'll conduct an ‘abortion and prison reform march * from Flamingo Park to the convention hall, We'll graphically A@ramatize women's rights and need for abortion upon demand. The Zippies will also call for the total integration of the U.S. prison system and its several million population back into the mainstream of American society. Our solution to that problem is simple, ‘declare all of Amerika as a jail’. CONF LDEMP IAL 20