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*e % . 4 4 MY 100-161445 “comes up, ‘I'm the stewardess, you know, and you have to fasten your seatbelt.' And I said, well, it's against my religion to tie myself up. She said, ‘according to the Federal Aviation Code, number 26748, 41t is my responsibility to guard your life.’ I said, honey, you kiddin'? You have gota hell of a responsibility. I'11 relieve you of that responsibility. No. If you don't fasten your seatbelt, the FBI is gonna arrest you in Rochester when we land. So, like, what do you say, huh? I say, so, bring'em on. She was a@ liar. It was just Rochester cops. And then came on and arrested me and take me down to the station, you know, and get me in the lobby there and I said, hey, am I under arrest? They said, sit in the f..... seat. IT said, hey, I'm not under arrest, I'm walkin' out of here, get in an egg crate, goin' back to New York. -I know my rights under the Constitution. You can take the Constitution and shove it up your a... That's called readin' you your rights. . Forty arrests, the only people that ever read 'em to me was the FBI. They have very polite arrests. They're like they're doin' you a big favor when they bust ya. But the cops never do that. So we gct down to the police Siation there and we've checkin' ‘em al] out. Me and my friend, he came along; he poses as a New York Times writer, see. That always helps cool ‘em out. He ain't. He just a Yippie. So, ah, we start givin' them a lecture. Hey, you guys, you ain't got mace, you ain't got any armored tanks, you ain't got instant banana peel. What do you got in this town? You should see what they got in Chicago, Philadelphia, New York City. This is a nothin' town; it's a pushover. So they're all gettin' real interested, you know,. droolin'; we were tellin' 'em how many kids the cops in Chicago were killing; they're droolin'. You're a drug addict. Yea, I'm fron New England; I shoot maple syrup. Ha ha. They said, oh yea, how is it? I said, sweet. It's awful sweet. It's awful sticky though. Wouldn't like it. Yea, let me see it. Where do you shoot it? I said, well, you put a funnel in your a... So they're diggin' it. We got the movie with us, see, the Yippie movie. They say, what's this movie? It's of an ostrich sleepin’ with a woman. They g0, oh, they're runnin‘ all over, getting a projector. We gotta see this. We said, oh no, we don't show it to you. You show us your's, we show you ours; cause they got stacks and stacks of the stuff down in the basement. What do you think they do with all that smut? mie ws oo, . yt ope Ao- eons sf Rae hd sitio’ saab cats hes I